It’s a little embarrassing for me to admit the shocking fact that i’ve never been out of the country.

So then you see how desperately I need to win this contest

It’s a need. Maybe not quite the same as the needs of starving children in other countries.  But at least they’ve been outside of America. *

Or just buy me a trip overseas.  I don’t even care where I go.  Just somewhere Oh Please!

But Paris would be oh so nice don’t ya think?

*example of really bad and tasteless humour.  Please don’t judge me.  It’s obvious I am not a horrible snake that actually feels that way isn’t it?

isn’t it?

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