It’s a little embarrassing for me to admit the shocking fact that i’ve never been out of the country.
So then you see how desperately I need to win this contest
It’s a need. Maybe not quite the same as the needs of starving children in other countries. But at least they’ve been outside of America. *
Or just buy me a trip overseas. I don’t even care where I go. Just somewhere Oh Please!
But Paris would be oh so nice don’t ya think?
*example of really bad and tasteless humour. Please don’t judge me. It’s obvious I am not a horrible snake that actually feels that way isn’t it?